The Odyssey

Having conquered 81,587 thristy humans with 326,352 refreshing beverages, he decided to seek...

New adventures. Grabbing a lone chanderlier with shaker-strengthened grip, he swung & swung...

And up he went through a handy skylight...

And lo. What did he see on the horizon but a flying umbrella!..

And, clutching the umbrella with that selfsame muddling grip...

He sailed across the night to greener pastures...

Meanwhile back at the bar.